Stuie Monster: Fur, I am covered with fur
from my snoot to my spur,
I'm a furry fella!
fur, when you stroke it, I purr
when you poke it, I grrr
it's maroon and yella
Muppet Monster Chorus: fur, keeps me warm when it's brrr
don't you wish that you were fairly bursting with fur, fur, fur?
Stuie Monster: yes, fur is beautiful, fur is clever,
furthermore, I'll love fur forever
fur, unfurgettable fur
Muppet Monster Chorus: now you may find fur too frightful,
but I'd never switch.
I find my fur delightful,
but boy, does it itch
Stuie Monster: you may see fur as horrible,
I say, 'No sir!'
to me my fur's adorable,
and I'm covered with fur.
I kinda grow it.
Muppet Monster Chorus: my head's in a whir,
my thoughts are a blur
when I think of my fur-bulous,
oh, fur, Unforgettable fur.........